Sexy chat script
Finally, the Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the transvestite comedy concert movie.
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill.
'People holding on to bananas as more drugs money is exchanged 'for favors and drugs, mainly.
I didn't know, I would've said San Fran but you'd go, "We don't like San Fran. (Hisses) Everyone goes to a gig with a snake in their bag.
(Laughter) The running, jumping, climbing trees, not the squirrel bit.
The NRA says that guns don't kill people, people do.
The squirrel would keep make-up on one side, nuts on the other.
I used to keep all my make-up in a squirrel hole up the tree.
They only have that night-time look and that's a bit slapdash. So what could be more surprising than the st Battalion Transvestite Brigade? The airborne wing parachuting into dangerous areas with fantastic make-up and a fantastic gun.
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on make-up when you're up there, that's where it is.
It's true, most transvestites fancy women, that's where it is.
I had to tell the guy, "Get in the back, l'll drive." He's sitting in the back going, "I don't know.
Then when you get in, they don't know where they're going.